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I can't use this right now, I don't have the outfit bought yet, but when I do buy the outfit and run around the online forums as Jareth the Goblin king, I'll put this in my signature in hope of forwarding more people to my quest thread.
I had to save it somewhere, and thought here would be just right.
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Just a little comic I came up with at three in the morning last night :D
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Uh-oh!

Reporter: Just in! There has been breaking news that Patience, otherwise known as Alex Mayweather on NaNoWriMo, cannot post her seven pages a day here on Quilted Story! Patience, what do you have to say about this?

Patience: Well, not too soon after I posted up the link to my NaNo profile, did my mother tell me that if I post my story here on Quilted Story, publishers would be discouraged to publish my story.

Reporter: And why is that?

Patience: Well, you see, a publisher want something new, something fresh. If it's already been up on the internet, the publishers won't be interested.

Reporter: Aha, now that makes a little more sense! Tune in for more updates on Patience's novel, The trouble with Fairyland! After the break :D

School of Dark Fiends (2)

Twilight, Thane, Emily, and Kitty sat on the stone steps in front of the school. They could see the all of the carts and wagons bringing stuff for the teachers. Dr.Brian was walking with one of the wagons. Emily stood.
"I'll be right back. I want to say hi to Dr.Brian." She said and then she floated off to Dr.Brian's side. They exchanged a few words and then Emily came back giggling.
"He's still having a problem with his arm. He said that the diet that the doctors put him on isn't really working." Emily sat back down with them.
"What'd they put him on?" Kitty asked, her tail flicking back and forth.
"They said he should eat more babies brains. Though, he says that the human babies brains taste funny." Emily said and they all laughed.
"I agree with him. Baby legs taste better." Twilight said and Thane stuck out his tongue.
"I don't eat humans. I like all the other kinds of meat though." He said standing.
"Well, what do we do know? We have at least five hours until school is back." Thane asked smiling.
"We could go back to the fountain garden..." Kitty said also standing up.
"Sounds cool. Lez go." Twilight said, standing and walking back to the fountain garden. Kitty and Thane followed.
"Looks like I have no choice." Emily said and followed them.

School of Dark Feinds (1)

Twilight ran through the forest as fast as a hare. Today was the first day of school and she just couldn't wait to see Emily, Kitty, and Thane again. See was so exited she didn't see the troll until she ran into him.
"Ey, you wach it wolfy!" Said the troll. Twilight looked up rubbing her head. It was Jaken, the infamous troll bully. She stood up strait and brushed her shoulders off.
"Sorry troll. I didn't see you there, you blended in to well. Here let me give you some color." Twilight smurked and then jumped up and scratched his arms and face. Jaken screamed.
"How teh hell did you do tat?! When'd you learn tat cwrap?!" She turned around to where Twilight was standing behind him now.
"Oh, just a little something I learned last year. In the class you failed in." She stuck out her tongue and then continued to run to school. Twilight reached the old fountain garden that Emily, Kitty, Thane and herself used to hangout. It was overgrown with vines and weeds.
"BOO!" yelled a familiar voice behind her. It was Emily Crage the ghost girl. With Emily there was Katerina Kally, the cat girl, and Thane Seventh, the pure blood demon boy. Twilight ran up and hugged each one of them.
"It's sooo good to see y'all again!" Twilight said as the four of them walked up to the school doors.
"It's nice to see my favorite were-wolf again." Thane said picking her up.
"Ah! Thane c'mon out me down." Twilight said laughing. Thane put her down and kissed her on the cheek. Emily and Kitty giggled and Twilight gave them her 'he's my boyfriend' look. They all laughed and walked up to the two huge oak doors that were the entrance to the school.

YAY!


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